The Photoshop Awards: Mimi’s New Perfume Ad

August 20, 2009 / Posted by:

Photoshop Lifetime Achievement Award winner Mimi is at it again! This is the ad for her newest rainbow jizz in a bottle called Forever. It should’ve been called Forever Photoshopped.

The fact that she’s Photoshopped to Hello Kitty heaven and back isn’t the main problem here. The main issue is THAT POSE. Who told the Butterfly Priestess this looked hot? Mimi looks like she’s trying so hard to push out a stubborn doody bubble that she’s gone cockeyed. Bitch has got fart eyes.

I mean, who wants to smell like one of Mimi’s butt queefs? Well, maybe Nick Cannon…and Eminem. Definitely Eminem.

VIA People

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