Will someone please fetch Anna Wintour a glass of room temperature virgin’s blood, because I think she’s got a few of her intern’s souls stuck in her throat. It’s making her throat look obese. Heads will roll for this!
Here’s the cryptkeeper of Vogue wearing something that Mrs. Roper queefed up at the premiere of The September Issue in NYC last night. That shit is a documentary about the making of Vogue’s mighty September issue. Sienna Miller was there, because her vagina sensed large amounts of married dick in the area. And because she’s on the cover of Vogue next month.
Other hos at the premiere were Cassie (who was working a half “The Legend of Billie Jean” buzzcut), Marc Jacobs, his piece, Zac Posen, everyone’s favorite lemon-faced beard, Melania Trump, her big sack of money and Diddy.