Run This Town Is No Mad Max, And RiRi Is No Aunt Entity

August 20, 2009 / Posted by:

Jay-Z, Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe and Gay Fish joined forces for “Run This Town” and this is the video for it. Basically, it’s just the three of them chanting in front of a mob of fire stick wielders in a post-apocalyptic world where wearing sunglasses you can’t see through is all the rage.

The mob really doesn’t need to carry weapons. Shit, they don’t need to do anything! All RiRi has to do is yodel “Haaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy” over and over again and their enemies will eat each other’s ears off to stop the madness. Seriously, after listening to that song once, RiRi’s warbling made me want to stick a power strip in my ass and strap myself in a straitjacket.

And when can we expect a battle between “Run This Town” and Boogie Town? Yes, the mess below really is a trailer for a real movie. You decide which town you’d rather see become a site for missile testing. I’m torn.

VIA Videogum

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