Is Caster Semenya Actually A Dude?

August 20, 2009 / Posted by:

South African runner Caster Semenya (hehehe…she has semen in her name…hehehe) won the gold in the women’s 800-meter at the World Championships in Berlin last night, but officials may snatch (peen, I mean, pun intended) away her victory if it turns out she’s really a dude. Some hos think that 18-year-old Caster might have some man in her, so they are forcing her to undergo a series of gender tests performed by a bunch of doctors and experts.

Officials say they don’t believe that Caster cheated by having a sex change, but they think she has a “medical condition.” Basically, they think she has both male and female chromosomes (aka a case of the Lady GaGas). If the test results reveal that Caster is a dude, they will strip her of her gold medal. They haven’t said what will happen if she’s got a peen and a pooner.

Caster’s daddy told a South African paper, “She is my little girl. … I raised her and I have never doubted her gender. She is a woman and I can repeat that a million times.”

You know, this could easily be resolved in a matter of seconds. Just get Tommy Girl to sniff her up and down. If his extra terrestrial peen stays limp like a soggy noodle and his Scientolohole doesn’t slobber like a Mastiff, then Caster is 100% WOMAN! It’s that easy.

That being said, I’d hit it. Well, bitch has got a hot BODY and I’ve got an active imagination. Let’s do this.

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