Institutionalize These Girls Immediately!

August 20, 2009 / Posted by:

It’s for their own good! When you’re screaming to Soulja Boy that you’ll do disgusting, slutty, dirty, illegal, raunchy, offensive, grisly ho shit in order to get on his bus, then you need to either: a) immediately join a nunnery or b) become a contestant on a Vh1 dating show.

Although, I shouldn’t hate on these little girls, because I stand outside of CNN studios every night and scream the same shit to Mah Boo Anderson Cooper.

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