Afternoon Crumbs

August 20, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The Avatar Trailer: This is some Lord of the Rings fucked a Blue Man shit – Just Jared

FYI: Kerry Washington has nipples – Egotastic!

The Miss Universe Pageant has hired the equivalent of a donkey show stripper to perform for them- Hollywood Tuna

A little Ryan Gosling to cleanse the palette – Popsugar

Something tells me there’s going to be a lot of fangbangers out there with paper cuts on their genitals – Towleroad

Dear Ronnie Wood, stop breaking my soul by wearing those UGGGGGGGS – Holy Moly!

Oprah and George Clooney are totally going to have a gabfest about what their favorite strap-ons are – Lainey Gossip

Katie Price knows how to pump gas (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Fabio is looking fine (sarcasm) – Hollywood Rag

No fuckin’ duh of the day – ICYDK

Phil Spector should be more afraid of looking in the mirror – Celebitchy

Sadly, Gilles Marini and his buttery skin baguette won’t be back in SATC2 – I’m Not Obsessed

Another edition of chichis or crack? – Cityrag

David Cop-A-Feel is trying to make the sexual assault charges against him disappear – Socialite Life

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