TLC Is Not Happy With Jon Gosselin

TMZ says that the pimps at TLC spanked Jon Grosselin on the ass by sending him a letter claiming he’s violating the moral clause in his contract. They aren’t amused that Jon is committing acts of douchery by bumping it with 20-something meth faces and boozing it up around town. Sources say that Jon probably doesn’t give a possum’s pussy that he’s pissing off TLC, because he’s in talks for his own reality show. And the Fuckery Train keeps rolling all the way to HELL….

Jon is in talks with a production company to star in a shit show called “Divorced Dad’s Club,” which will follow a group of recently divorced d-bags. Yup, this is what happens when you rub two tampons together (aka Jon Gosselin & Michael Lohan).

As for Kate, apparently she’s the child army’s main caretaker and she’s handling the family’s finances. The paycheck they make from the show goes into a joint account. After Kate puts some money into a college fund for the kids, she takes her share and gives Jon his. Jon has already spent most of it, but Kate’s friends say that he’s making more cash on the side by whoring out pictures and stories of him and the kids. That’s a little tip he learned from Daddy Lohan!

And I also hope Kate is starting a “Therapy & Booze” fund for the kids, because something tells me they are going to need a lot of both in the future. Actually, everyone should have that kind of fund. Therapy and booze is a right, not a privilege!