Squinty Zellweger’s former homegirl, Kenny Chesney, is launching his own clothing line called Blue Chair Bay. Kenny told People that his new line, for both dicks and chicks, will be like “that favorite T-shirt that you’ve washed a lot that is kind of sun bleached… your favorite khakis, and your shirt that you’ve had forever.”
Kenny says this isn’t something he just stamped his name on. When he wasn’t performing on stage or trolling the bath houses for a peen that won’t quit, Kenny was getting his purdy hands dirty by helping to design this crap. Kenny even named some of the pieces after his
favorite butt buddies friends, “I’ve got a shirt that says ‘Bob’s Charter’ and Bob is a buddy of mine that’s been living in the islands for a long time.”
Kenny didn’t mention it, but his collection will also include assless chaps, jean shorts with dick hole cutouts, sleeveless shirts with built-in nipple clamps and puka shell cock rings.