Rumble In Croatia

August 19, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Jay Z’s bodyguard must have had a hard shit stuck in his ass last night, because he was in no mood. When Jay-Z and Beyonce were leaving a restaurant in Dubrovnik, Croatia, a pepaw pap (pepawrazzi?) tried to get a few pictures of them. Jay-Z’s mighty fist (aka his bodyguard) wasn’t having it, so he swiped at the pepaw’s camera, breaking its light.

Since we all know pepaws are not the one, he fought back by throwing his tripod at Jay’s bodyguard. You can guess what happened next. The bodyguard dumped that shit into the ocean.

The pepaw called the cops who charged Jay’s bodyguard with fucking up someone else’s personal property. Strangely enough, he was not charged with ocean pollution. Don’t worry, Bette Midler has his number.

Why does Beyonce even need a bodyguard? I thought she could break jaws with just a thrust of her crotch? And blind a bitch with just a whip from her wig? Obviously, I thought wrong.

Beyonce needs to fire that bodyguard and hire posarassi fighter Quween on the Scene. Quween isn’t the violent type. Quween would’ve made that pap disappear in a flash by asking him for some money. That is the quickest way to get a bitch out of your face.

Tags: Ashlee Simpson, Beyonce, Quween Of The Scene

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