Ricky Martin is looking so damn serious in this picture he posted on his website of his 1-year-old twinsies. It’s like he’s saying, “I come in peace. Take these babies as an offering.” No, thanks, but I’ll take a piece of you instead, Ricky.
Seriously, I’ve never gotten the tingles in a major way for Ricky, but dude is looking hot. I guess being around baby shit fumes, nose smegma, banana vomit and SpongeBob SquarePants does a body good. Yeah, that can’t be it. If that was the case, Jon Gosselin wouldn’t look like something the Pillsbury Doughboy’s asshole coughed up.