Kourtney Kardashian Is Still Talking About Her Unborn Baby

Shouldn’t Kourtney Kardashian be negotiating a reality show starring her fetus or trying to sell her ultrasound scans to the tabloids? Instead, Kourtney is still here, yap yap yapping away. Kourt has already told us that she got knocked up, because she kind of forgot to take her birth control pills. Now, she’s telling People Magazine that she thought about having an abortion.

How precious. I hope Kourtney is cutting out these touching articles and putting them in her baby book.

Kourtney is speaking out, because she has a reality shit show to whore out. And because she feels that women don’t thoroughly think through their options, “I can’t even tell you how many people just say, ‘Oh, get an abortion.’ Like it’s not a big deal.” Kourtney went on to queef that she wanted to know what risks she would face if she had an abortion, so she talked about it with her doctor. Kourtney’s physician, Dr. Sarah Palin, told her, “There is nothing you will ever regret about having the baby, but you may regret not having the baby.”

After speaking with her doctor and agreeing with what they had to say, Kourtney went on the internet to do her own research, “I looked online, and I was sitting on the bed hysterically crying, reading these stories of people who felt so guilty from having an abortion. I was reading these things of how many people are traumatized by it afterwards. I was just sitting there crying, thinking, ‘I can’t do that.’ And I felt in my body, this is meant to be. God does things for a reason, and I just felt like it was the right thing that was happening in my life. For me, all the reasons why I wouldn’t keep the baby were so selfish: It wasn’t like I was raped, it’s not like I’m 16. I’m 30 years old, I make my own money, I support myself, I can afford to have a baby. And I am with someone who I love, and have been with for a long time.”

Kourtney, your fetus faxed me (it’s old-school like that) and it wants you to stop airing out its business! It might be a Kardashian, but I don’t think its famewhore gene is fully developed yet.