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August 19, 2009 / Posted by:

MuglyThis is a story that brings the sads, but it does have a happy-ish ending.

So, Mugly, who was voted one of Britain’s Ugliest Dogs in 2005, escaped from his home in Cambridgeshire, England to roam the neighborhood. Mugly was running around and seeing what’s hot when all of a sudden of group of evil children (aren’t they all) started bothering his precious ass. They were seen pulling at his hair, kicking at him and hitting him with sticks. Hood Rat Stuff to the extreme.

It gets even worse, they somehow yanked the hair off of his head and also pulled off one of his EYEBROWS (insert ten million exclamation points here). Yes, they snatched his brow! Gas those thugs! Lethal inject their asses! Electrocute them! Eyebrow abuse is the worst kind!

Luckily, a lady who recognized Mugly rescued him by shanking the boys in the neck. No, she didn’t do that, but she should’ve. The former beauty queen was returned to his owner who immediately took his ass to the vet. He had some cuts and bruises, but was in good condition overall. However, his owner did say that Mugly has lost his glitter a bit, “He’s a big character in our house and I was so relieved to have him back but he’s definitely lost some of his trust.” Duh, he lost one of his damn eyebrows!

They need to take him to a Sharpie artiste right away. If they painted a chola brow on his beautiful face, he’ll have the confidence to take to the streets, find those boys and rip out each of their brows one by one!

Here’s a before and after of Mugly:

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