Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

August 19, 2009 / Posted by:

This C- list actress with B list name recognition used to be a B or B+ movie star. She then got into drugs and basically withered away her career. It happens. She had begun making a comeback last year but had to drop out of a movie because she needed surgery. What kind of surgery? Because of her past nose candy use, her entire nose had to be reconstructed and then had to have surgery on both of her cheeks as well. After taking almost an entire year off to recover she is back working and is in a big fall movie. (CDAN)

So whose mug looks like it just came out of the Tupperware factory? My first thought was Tara Reid, but it could also be Brittany Murphy or Melanie Griffith?

Even though cameras seem to follow reality stars constantly, there are still many incidents that never make it to your small screen. For example, it wasn’t until recently that you learned that this reality couple split up last year, but continued to act like a couple for the cameras for at least eight months after the breakup. With the encouragement of the show’s producers, they covered up the truth for the sake of ratings and dollars.

Here’s another example: It seems that one star of the same show was involved in a hit and run last year, but managed to completely skirt any legal ramifications. She hit a parked car, causing substantial damage, but continued on her way without stopping. Well, witnesses wrote down the license number – which was not difficult to remember as it was a vanity plate – and the police soon came knocking at her door. According to two different neighbors, the reality star began yelling “I did not stop because I’m a public figure! You can’t charge me, I’m a public figure!” Despite this admission of guilt, she was never charged with a crime, nor was it ever mentioned on the reality show. Fast payouts to the municipality and to the car’s owner may have had the effect of soothing ruffled feathers and rumpled fenders. (Blind Gossip)

The Gosselins? And Kate didn’t stop, because her possum head gets nervous around cops.

Which slightly horsey yet sexy young actress is a lesbian, gamely accessorized with one of those perennial girlfriend-slash-assistants? What does that say about her boyfriend? (La Dolce Musto via Blindsmack)

Miley Cyrus? Or Anne Hathaway?

What one-named star used to eat pussy at the Playboy mansion to feed her then-insatiable meth habit? (La Dolce Musto via Blindsmack)

Vadge used to be so much fun back in the day. Although, this could be Charo. You know that trick has a wild past.

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