Afternoon Crumbs

Nicole Kidman is going to be on Project Runway: All-Stars tomorrow night. They are going to use her forehead as a catwalk (And yes, that’s a wax figure…I think) – Lainey Gossip

Okay, I take it back, Amber Rose isn’t modest at all – Egotastic!

Is that Sienna Miller or did one of the Olsens eat a cake to grow big? – Popsugar

Lady CaCa is still indecent, because she didn’t cover up her face – Holy Moly!

The CW couldn’t afford to pay for all the hundreds of hours of Photoshopping it would take to include Mischa Barton in this shit – Just Jared

Richard Hatch got arrested again. You know, because he’s still gay – Towleroad

Ceiling nipples – Hollywood Tuna

A limp piece of broccoli strolls through NYC (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Dear Lil Kim, Sharpies are for eyebrows, not for mole drawing – Hollywood Rag

ScarJo is not-so-pretty in pink – Popoholic

This gave me hot flashes – Cityrag

Shane West still looks like he just escaped from a methadone clinic – ICYDK

John Stamos’ mom had hot hair back in the day – SOW

Squinty Zellweger looks good from the neck down – I’m Not Obsessed

A kid in Namibia says what every Brangaloonie already has tattooed on their ass – Popeater

Scary Spice doesn’t need to be so overprotective of her man’s goodies, because I’m pretty sure she’s the only bitch who wants that piece – Socialite Life

Jay-Z is the new Gayle – Celebitchy

Mario Lopez’s arch rival makes his solo club debut – Popbytes