The Greatest Singah In Dah Woooorld Is Knocked Up
UPDATE: Celine’s rep confirms to UsWeekly that rumors are true, “We can confirm she is pregnant. Celine and RenĂ© are very happy. They are crazy in love over the news … they are overjoyed.” My frozen embryo will go on!!!!
Lying in Celine Dion’s magical womb might be a fetus with long flowing locks (which she will never cut) and a singing voice that can cure cancer. That’s because word on the block is that 41-year-old Celine Dion is pregnant with her second child. The Journal de Montreal (via The Montreal Gazette) says that kayak’s #1 fan and her 300-year-old husband, Rene Angelil, conceived with the help a team of fertility gods (aka some doctors in NYC).
Their first baby friend, (roll your Rs if you know what’s good for you) Rene-Charles, is already 8 years old.
Celine has yet to confirm or deny the rumors.
While researching this story (BECAUSE I’M A SERIOUS JOURNALIST!!!), I googled “Celine Dion baby” and this is the first picture that came up:
The internet: Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose.