The Greatest Singah In Dah Woooorld Is Knocked Up

August 18, 2009 / Posted by:

UPDATE: Celine’s rep confirms to UsWeekly that rumors are true, “We can confirm she is pregnant. Celine and RenĂ© are very happy. They are crazy in love over the news … they are overjoyed.” My frozen embryo will go on!!!!

Lying in Celine Dion’s magical womb might be a fetus with long flowing locks (which she will never cut) and a singing voice that can cure cancer. That’s because word on the block is that 41-year-old Celine Dion is pregnant with her second child. The Journal de Montreal (via The Montreal Gazette) says that kayak’s #1 fan and her 300-year-old husband, Rene Angelil, conceived with the help a team of fertility gods (aka some doctors in NYC).

Their first baby friend, (roll your Rs if you know what’s good for you) Rene-Charles, is already 8 years old.

Celine has yet to confirm or deny the rumors.

While researching this story (BECAUSE I’M A SERIOUS JOURNALIST!!!), I googled “Celine Dion baby” and this is the first picture that came up:

The internet: Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose.

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