The Cyrus Stallion Rides Again!
August 18, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Trace Cyrus isn’t going to just lay around in his stall, chewing on carrots while nursing a broken heart. No, Trace is going to show that Demi Lovato chick that he is moving on. Last night in Hollywood, Trace galloped down the streets with a Demi look-alike he probably leased from Craigslist.
The two just couldn’t resist their animal attraction towards each other, so they mouth fucked in front of the paps. While everyone who was witnessing lost all feeling in their genitals, the Demi wannabe lost her dignity. It’s a fair trade!
And when Trace is finished doing Equus shit with that chick, he needs to immediately report to The Maury Povich Studios. I’m pretty sure that Trace’s true parents are Jesse Camp and Flicka. The truth must be revealed!
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