The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s NeNe Leakes has a book out called
Buy This So I Don’t Get Evicted Again Never Make The Same Mistake Twice and in it she talks about how she once popped her pussay for a dollar when she was in her 20s. But who hasn’t? I’m sure Kim Zolciak has made her merkin shimmy to pay a car note. On second thought, Kim is hardcore. She’s not a stripper, she’s a straight up prostitution whore. Ah, but I digress…
Nene writes in her book (via Gatecrasher), “Yes, I was a stripper – let the judgments ensue. I’m not ashamed. What difference does it make if I danced or not? Is the sun going to stop shining? Is my past taking food out of your mouth? [I stripped] for the sake of my son, and to restore my confidence in myself. My son was in private school, his father wasn’t chipping in for pull-ups or food, I had no job and no money coming in, the rent was past due, and the super told me and my roommate that our condo owner was about to put us out. It was about survival. I could make $500 off one guy just by turning him on. These men were obviously there to see what I had, and I quickly realized that those men weren’t there to make me feel bad about myself.”
I would never judge NeNe for getting paid. A dollar is a dollar. But I will judge her for her choice of a stripper name. NeNe says she want by the moniker “Silk.” Now I know NeNe can do better than that! I mean, was The Chocolate Fox already taken? Or PuNeNe? Or LBB (Low-Budget Bitch)? Any of those are better than Silk!
And if NeNe should ever decide to make her triumphant return to the pole, this should be the song she bumps it to. I present to you the full version of Kim Zolciak’s “Tardy for the Party.”
I’m sure you can see Kim performing this soon-to-be international hit at the wig section inside a swap meet near you!
I’m so disgusted with myself, because I’ve been singing this song all day. Why do I hate myself so?