Weeping Lily

August 17, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Lily Allen got all emotional while performing in Finland last night, because she had a moment of clarity and realized her eye area was covered in Glamberace’s glittery ass jelly. No, apparently Lily fucked up her back ~~by bending over the mirror too fast~~ the night before. Lily got a Paula Abdul Special injected into her butt cheek to ease the pain, but it wasn’t working. If it’s not working, do it again and again! That’s Paula’s advice.

Lily told the crowd, “I feel a bit emotional tonight and if I cry it’s not because of you but because of me.”

Doesn’t Lily know that there’s no crying in chick rock! Lily should’ve taken a page out of Patrick Wolf’s handbook and threw a mic or spit at a bitch. That is the professional way to handle a meltdown.

By the way, when did Lily Allen suddenly become the lead singer for Bat for Lashes?

VIA The Sun

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