Take That, OctoMom!

August 17, 2009 / Posted by:

This news is going to make OctoMommy swallow a fertility clinic whole, because bitch is going to have to step up her baby game. The Sun says that a woman in Tunisia is about to turn her snatch into a popcorn machine by giving birth to 12 BABIES!!!!! And if you just queefed, that was your uterus dry heaving.

Doctor confirmed that the human baby machine’s instant child army will consist of six boys and six girls. The woman conceived the babies after going through a series of fertility treatments. The soon-to-be DodecaMommy wants to give birth naturally, but doctors have told her that her pussy will literally explode. That’s exactly what he said, the doctor said, “Mam, I am a doctor and my medical expertise tells me that your pussy will explode. Literally.” Not to mention, that if she turns her vag tunnel into a water slide, Raging Waters will file a copyright infringement lawsuit against her.

The father of the babies told the press, “In the beginning, we thought that my wife would give birth to twins, but more fetuses were discovered. Our joy increased with the growing number.”

Yeah, as they were crying tears of joy, her lady parts were crying tears of pain. If Miss Clown Car Conductor is wondering why there’s a white flag sticking out of her vagina, somebody should tell her that it’s her uterus begging for MERCY.

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