And here I was thinking that Leonardo DiCaprio picks out his next date by browsing through the newest Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition catalog and filling out the order form, but dude actually does the work too! Leo isn’t afraid to jump into a sea of hos and get dirty.
At the VIP Room in St. Tropez last night, Leo cuddled up to a few future ex-girlfriends. You know Leo’s idea of a pick-up line is, “Hey, baby, why don’t you show me your comp card.” If you haven’t been featured in the pages of Victoria’s Secret, Maxim or JcPenney’s panty section, then Leo has no time for you.
And is that a Cheeto ball in Leo’s mouth in the third thumbnail below? Naw, couldn’t be. Because if it was, the coochie lips of a certain Spears would be on the other end of that Cheeto nut.