Hot Slut Of The Week: Johanna Tukiainen

August 17, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Birthday: 1979ish
Age: 30 (I think)
Birth Name: ?

Original Date of HS of the Day: August 16, 2009
Claim to Fame: Johanna is the pride of Finland! Johanna went from “dancer” to overnight superstar model sensation (not really) after she was involved in a sexting scandal with the Foreign Prime Minister. Since then, Johanna has been forced to work the famewhore stroll even though she’s really just a modest and reclusive person. Johanna is doing it for her adoring public.

Where is she now? Johanna continues to be one of Finland’s busiest models. Click here to see her portfolio (it’s blank).

Why is she HS of the Week? Because Johanna is the Jodie Marsh/Shauna Sand/Orit Fux of Finland! And not only does she a face and body that can make a tube of Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls spontaneously combust, but she also has the voice of a virgin song bird….after being run over by a semi, dragged 500-feet and thrown into a pond full of battery acid. Hear for yourself:

Picture source: Urheiluviikko.net

Tags: Hot Slut of the Week

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