I knew that when I woke up this morning and thought to myself, “Please let today bring a Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart/Kari Anne Peniche fuck tape,” the sex tape gods would not let me down and answer my prayers! Gawker got a hold of a 12-minute tape starring Eric Dane, his wife Rebecca Gayheart and Miss Teen USA 2002 Kari Anne Peniche.
Kari Ann is a fucking gem! Bitch lost her Miss Teen USA crown, because she posed nude in Playboy. She was also engaged to Aaron Carter (that says everything.) Recently, Kari Ann was on Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab, but got kicked off for punching a camera dude. Gawker also says that Kari Ann is a known Hollywood madam.
In the clip that Gawker posted, there’s not any fucking going on. It’s just the three of them, hanging around nekkid while looking higher than an Amy Wino at midnight. Seriously, bitches be smoking or snorting something. Unfortunately, Gawker censored McSteamy’s peen and that’s all we really care about. Fleshbot is apparently going to give us the goods later. For you titty lovers out there, they didn’t censor Rebecca or Kari Ann’s boobies.
Gawker also has a picture on their site from The National Enquirer of Rebecca sitting in a bath tub holding a crack pipe. HA! Who knew this bitch was such a hot piece of trash?! I mean, she went from Noxzema Girl to child killer to crackie and now sex tape star?! Bitch is taking Eric Dane down with her. Or should say, she “drownded” Eric Dane.
Click here to see the clip, but don’t blame me for you getting blue balls due to the lack of sexing going on. I’ve already warned you.