Since that is obviously not a rum Frappuccino in Brit Brit’s paws, that better be a cherry Kool-Aid version of PURPLE DRANK or I’m not sure if I know who she is anymore. And if I didn’t know who Brit Brit is anymore, then I would feel completely lost in the world. Although, I’m happy that Brit Brit knows that the fastest way to getting your skin looking like a glistening pork rind (not to mention getting a bad case of the skin cancers) is to slather your body in baby oil. Fuck all that Sevin Nyne bullshit! That shit is for the weak! Hillbillies are hardcore.
Here’s Brit Brit keeping it sessy in a Rock of Love-approved bikini at the Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Rey yesterday.