Here are some extremely crystal meth clear pictures of Kristen Stewart and the keeper of the enchanted unicorn forest practically wet fucking on each other in front of their fellow Eclipse cast members at the Kings of Leon concert in Vancouver last night. Okay, in reality, they are probably just talking really close, because the music is loud, but let’s just go with it…. Kristen is totally playing with his sparkly dick butter while RPattz flicks the fleas off her crotch nest with his feet. *Romance*.
And I hope that right after these pictures were taken, Kristen immediately filed a restraining order against every crazy in this picture. You know, just to be safe.