This Is News: Kerry Katona Does Coke

August 16, 2009 / Posted by:

Last night, my ass wrote some post about how Brad Pitt says he gave up the good shit when he had kiddies. Well, I joked that I would need to be on every kind of the bad shit in order to deal with little trolls running all around me with slobbery mouths and asses. Well, Kerry Katona shares my philosophy and there’s video proof of this! The News of the World (Of. Course.) somehow obtained a video (beware of the teddy bear cam!!!) of Kerry snorting a line of Lohan powder in her bathroom at 5pm while her daughters were downstairs playing. After Kerry gets a boost, she does the coke groan, checks her nostrils for evidence and then goes downstairs.

The video was apparently taken last Wednesday and it was the grand finale of a 4-day booze binge. A source said that pictures of Kerry’s husband slutting around with lap dancers in Majorca drove her to the edge, “She was saying she couldn’t forgive Mark and how she’d got revenge by sending him a text the night before declaring ‘One all’ – claiming that she’d cheated on him too.

Kerry admitted to being a cokey lover four years ago, but has denied away that she uses the stuff currently. Expect Kerry to show up on some morning talk show screaming shit like: “It was only Tylenol! For…um…me my migraines. And I also put a little powdered milk in there, because me bones are brittle! Tylenol and powdered milk. That’s all! Carry on!

Click here to see Kerry Katona getting Kate Moss-ed in her own home. The music really upped the production values on this video. Do you think Hans Zimmer did the music?

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