Samantha Micelli Got Married

August 15, 2009 / Posted by:

Alyssa Milano has decided to give the whole marriage thing another go for the second time. Alyssa married agent David Bugliari at his family’s house in New Jersey today. People says that Alyssa wore Vera Wang, she walked down the aisle to John Lennon’sImagine” and her reception was decorated with rattan furniture and hay bales. Okay, Alyssa took a left turn and lost me at the rattan and hay bales part. Was this a Spears themed weddings?

Unfortunately, I don’t think Mona was there to tell her she was making a huge mistake by tying her vagina down to one man.

I’m guessing Alyssa’s new ball and chain cums Mother’s Cookies and has a dick the size of an obese boa constrictor, because well…you know….

AND I hope Alyssa dazzled her wedding guests at the reception by performing this amazing song:

Now I know why they invented auto-tune.

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