George Michael And Cars Don’t Mix

August 15, 2009 / Posted by:

George Michael was arrested in Berkshire, England yesterday morning after his Land Rover angrily butt fucked a lorry (British-talk for truck) on the highway. Both George and the driver of the lorry he rear-ended were not injured. The cops dragged Georgie in, because he is George Michael which means he was probably under the influence of some kind of shit during the crash. A few hours after his arrest, George was released back into the wild without being charged.

Stupid ass George barely got his license back too. In 2007, his license was suspended for two years after he pleaded guilty to driving while high as fuck.

George and cars are fucking done professionally! They don’t go together. All cars should close their key holes to George Michael. We need to get George one of those play cars, so he can sit in his driveway and just pretend he’s driving. Dude can even take a hit of the bad shit while “play driving” if that’s how he likes to have fun.

Maybe George is getting arrested on purpose so that he can beat Pete Doherty’s record.


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