Brad Pitt Gave Up The Good Shit For His Kids

August 15, 2009 / Posted by:

Brad Pitt sat down with Bill Maher last night and talked about the usual shit he likes yap about: gay marriage, church vs. state and weeeeeeeeed. Everyone knows Brad was a stoner of stoners back in the day (just ask Juliette Lewis), but he said he gave up heaven’s herb when he started having a zillion babehs. Babies = BUZZ KILLERS.

Brad said, “I certainly had my day. I’m a dad now. You want to be alert and my eyes used to glaze over when I did that.

Brad may not smoke any of the good shit anymore, but you know he gives some to the kiddies in brownie-form to calm their asses down. But seriously, if I had 6 screechers running around me, I’d have to get a bong permanently attached to my mouth hole. Better yet, stick a morphine drip in my ass and never pull it out.

In case you missed that shit last night and care to see it, above is part uno and below is part two.

VIA Gawker

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