All Is Well Again In The Land Of Possums And Dead Nutsacks

August 15, 2009 / Posted by:

Just one day after their bitch fight, Jon & Kate reunited outside of their house for a good ole’ fashioned kiss and make-up (in front of the cameras) session with their child army. Staging photo-ops to look like “the perfect white picket fence familymust be in the damn air.

Kate played nice by covering up her rabid possum so it wouldn’t scratch at Jon’s floppy wang while foaming at the mouth. You know, Guinness should pay a little visit to Kate, because I’m pretty sure she owns the largest collection of fugly hats. Why does Kate hate her head so much? The electrocuted possum is one thing, but wearing hats that will give your brain the dry heaves is another.

And in other Gosselin news you can fart to, Jon’s whore has spoken out. I’m talking about this trick:

Yeah, well Meth Brows dusted the plant soil off of hair and gave an interview to E! News where she said: “Jon is my first love. I’m not some fame whore. Take my 15 minutes, you can have it back. Please take it back! I want people to know the truth. Right now I’m speaking from my heart, myself. I’m not some celebrity, I’m not some famous person—I’m just a 22-year-old girl who got caught in the middle of all this.

Oh, Hailey, you’re not some fame whore, you’re just a straight-up WHORE. Don’t sell yourself short.

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