Why Won’t You Let Patrick Wolf Be Great?

August 14, 2009 / Posted by:

British glitter bomb Patrick Wolf was playing a show in Germany when the mighty hands who control the PA system decided to quit his ass, because they wanted to go the hell home or something. Patrick wasn’t about to be silenced, so he flipped the switch quickly and had himself a tantrum worthy of any 5-year-old girl who lost her dolly. Patrick started throwing mics, stands, spit and his dignity at the evil bitch who was trying to cut his tongue off. Don’t fuck with a bitch in a onesie!

Eh. I throw the same kind of tantrum when my server goes down. Kirsty Alley also pulls this shit when the Sizzler cuts her off. And Jon Gosselin has been known to lose it like this when he can’t find his favorite Ed Hardy thong. Etc.. etc….

And don’t make fun of Patrick’s throwing skills! I’m sure he’s usually the catcher and not the pitcher.

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