So This Is How Brooke Hogan Is Trying To Sell More Albums

August 14, 2009 / Posted by:

Brooke Hogan’s album sold 3,500 copies (Yeah, that many) or some shit in its first week, so shouldn’t she be dusting off her shelves for all the Grammys she’s going to receive or perfecting her tuck game for her massive stadium world tour? You would think. But instead, Brooke Hogan is out giving interviews to Sirius where she’s busting on everyone from Beyonce to Cassie to camels (aka her mom):

On Beyonce: “She needs to go and make some babies and chill.”

On Cassie’s nekkid internet pictures:Don’t show it if it’s not right. It’s all stretched out.

The funny thing is that Beyonce probably doesn’t even know what a Brooke Hogan is. Bitch probably thinks it’s a sandwich at Quizno’s (lukewarm roast beef served on a stale flat bun with a heaping dollop of bullshit sauce on top). As for Cassie, Brooke is just jealous. Brooke can tuck her dick in between her thighs and pretend she has a vag all she wants, but we all know the truth. And Cassie’s “stretched out” vagina is still a zillion times prettier than Brooke’s “sperm-count killing” face.

The majority of bitches on Twitter seem to agree. I just spent the last 30-minutes taking notes on the bitchery against Brooke happening on Twitter. Here’s just a taste:

arckaye @brookehogan ♥ I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you.

seanblendy @brookehogan Is it possible for your balls to drop lower than your album did?!

Brodi_Avalon @BrookeHogan . Remember, you can’t spell ” Brooke Hogan ” without ” Broke Ho”

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