SCRAGS BITCHES in Ibiza

August 14, 2009 / Posted by:

I guess those OMGNOWTFCANTBE rumors that homewrecker hero Sienna Miller was freaking on a dude who doesn’t have a wife at home proved to be true. Sienna stuffed her wrecking crotch into a virginal white bikini to frolic on a yacht in Ibiza with her new piece, DJ Slinky Wizard. You know, the sluts of the world need to bow down to Sienna, because her skills of slutiness knows no bounds.

Bitch is a better slut than me, because I don’t know if I could suck face with a dude wearing a baby pink Yankees visor who goes by the name DJ Slinky Wizard. Let me clarify that: I don’t know if I could suck face with a dude like that outside of a rave and not under the influence of Ecstasy. But that’s not stopping Sienna. Sienna really makes me want to be a better slut. Get on that raver’s glowdick, Sienna!

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