Open Post: Hosted By A Small Penis
August 14, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Some dude in Toronto has been partaking in a little golden shower action by himself in the lobby of an apartment building for years and the tenants are pissed (easy pun). They decided to take some action and plastered pictures of the Pee Pee Vandalizer and his tiny accomplice all over the neighborhood. They want his peen head (which looks like the size of a baby mushroom cap).
Just by doing a little simple math, I think I figured out who the mystery pisser is:
Toronto + A Tiny Wang + A Big Asshole = DIMITRI THE LOVER!
VIA OMG BLOG
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