Now You Too Can Look Like A Weepy Alien Robot Wife

August 14, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Line deliverer, marathon cheater, Judy Garland hater, cyborg beard, Posh wannabe and now fashion designer. WWD says that Stepford Katie’s fancy fashion line with her stylist Jeanne Yang will debut this fall at Maxfield in Los Angeles. Katie should have debuted it at the Scientology gift shop, because those are the only whores who are crazy enough to buy this mess. Besides, Tommy Girl’s Scientolohole will squirt on them if they don’t buy every piece.

The line is called Holmes & Yang (that sounds like the whackest rap duo of all-time) and will feature clothes for children and femaliens.

Katie needs to be programmed to learn that just because she’s married to a flamer, doesn’t mean she automatically knows fashion. It would make more sense if she co-designed a line of strap-ons with Jada Pinkett.

Tags: Alien Voodoo, Nicole Kidman, TomKat

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