Did you get into a brawl of words with the father of your 8 children outside of your house last night, because the nanny/aspiring model/cocktail waitress/George Clooney’s future beard you think he’s fucking was there with the kids? If the answer is yes, you are not alone, because so did Kate Gosselin! Pieces of trash!
Radar says that the police were called to the Gosselins compound in Pennsylvania last night, because Kate’s possum head hissed, growled and snarled after Jon refused to let her into the house. A source said, “Kate showed up at the house unexpectedly. It’s Jon’s scheduled time to be there with the kids.” Kate started hollerin’ at Jon about his relationship with Stephanie Santoro, the nanny/model he hired. When the cops arrived, they calmed Kate’s possum down by giving it some kibble. They left without making any arrests. A defeated Kate packed up her cunty act and slid on over to the local Days Inn for the night.
Luckily, they allow pets, so Kate didn’t have to leave her possum in the car.
Stephanie Santoro better walk around through life with a net and a can of mace in her hands, because Kate don’t play! You know, Kate is going to paint some exquisite cholita eyebrows, grease up her face, stick razors in her possum head’s mouth for safekeeping and jump that Stephanie bitch! Whoop the nanny!