Dick on a bike – Lainey Gossip
Megan Fox works the streets looking like a low-level morning-shift call girl – Hollywood Tuna
One of the devil’s helpers switches sides – Popeater
Shia LaDouche slips a shoe. Yes, a nip would’ve been better, but we’ll take a shoe slip for now – Just Jared
Heidi Montag even fails at being nekkid – Egotastic!
MiserAlba even plays miserable characters – Popsugar
Reno 911 is dead – Towleroad
Noel Fielding has never looked hotter – Holy Moly!
Why is Angela Chase wearing shrimp shish kabob as a belt? – Cityrag
Herp for your ears – Hollywood Rag
Chris Brown’s shitty apology song (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Beyonce talks about her ass (No, not Basement Baby) – ICYDK
Finally, Jessica Simpson is doing something smart by sexing on Tony Romo’s enemies – Celebitchy
Does a “New Moon” trailer come out every damn hour? – Socialite Life
Please, Steven Tyler, cancel those CROCS on your feet too – I’m Not Obsessed