Afternoon Crumbs

August 14, 2009 / Posted by:

Dick on a bike – Lainey Gossip

Megan Fox works the streets looking like a low-level morning-shift call girl – Hollywood Tuna

One of the devil’s helpers switches sides – Popeater

Shia LaDouche slips a shoe. Yes, a nip would’ve been better, but we’ll take a shoe slip for now – Just Jared

Heidi Montag even fails at being nekkid – Egotastic!

MiserAlba even plays miserable characters – Popsugar

Reno 911 is dead – Towleroad

Noel Fielding has never looked hotter – Holy Moly!

Why is Angela Chase wearing shrimp shish kabob as a belt? – Cityrag

Herp for your ears – Hollywood Rag

Chris Brown’s shitty apology song (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Beyonce talks about her ass (No, not Basement Baby) – ICYDK

Finally, Jessica Simpson is doing something smart by sexing on Tony Romo’s enemies – Celebitchy

Does a “New Moon” trailer come out every damn hour? – Socialite Life

Please, Steven Tyler, cancel those CROCS on your feet too – I’m Not Obsessed

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