Stewie Is Gay

August 13, 2009 / Posted by:

So, Stewie, the evil babeh on the Family Gay, is a peen lover on the down low. Yeah, tell the house band to play The DUH Song over and over again. We all saw the signs.

Seth MacFarlane told Playboy (via The NYDN) that it’s really no surprise since Stewie wants to kill his mom and take over the world. Note to my mom: No, need to sleep with a machete under your pillow, because not all gays are like that. Oh and I don’t want to take over the world either. I just want to take over the Mother’s Cookies factory. Anyway, this is what Seth said:

We had an episode that went all the way to the script phase in which Stewie does come out. It had to do with the harassment he took from other kids at school. He ends up going back in time to prevent a passage in Leviticus from being written: ‘Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind. It is an abomination.’ But we decided it’s better to keep it vague, which makes more sense because he’s a 1-year-old. Ultimately, Stewie will be gay or a very unhappy repressed heterosexual. It also explains why he’s so hellbent on killing [his mother, Lois] and taking over the world: He has a lot of aggression, which comes from confusion and uncertainty about his orientation.

Yes, this is not shocking, but part of me also thought that Stewie was some kind of walking mutant penis. I mean, Stewie’s head is exactly the same shape as one of my ex-boyfriend’s peen. Seriously, it looked like a soggy dumpling…which is why he’s my ex-boyfriend.

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