I watch a lot of Cops, so I feel like I’ve heard every excuse in the book when a junkhead is caught with the bad shit in their purse, pockets or puss. But I’ve never heard this one before. Khloe Kardashian tells Life & Style that a vial of White Oprah’s favorite nose duster found in her purse wasn’t hers and she got creative when explaining how it got there.
Khloe said, “It was in a vial at our new store, Dash Miami, and at first I didn’t even know what it was. My employee was picking up a pile of clothes that customers had tried on, and it fell out. She called me into the dressing room, and it was in a little glass vial. I was leaving the dressing room, and a lot of customers walked in. I didn’t know what to do, so I threw it in my purse. I was like, ‘I’ll dispose of this in a second,’ and I went to help them. Then I forgot about it.”
Yes, Khloe is slapping us in the face with her limp dick and telling us it’s erect. Bitch should really teach a class at the Learning Annex on Creative Lie-Telling. Khloe is supposed to be the “smart” Kardashian (fart), so if she came across a vial of coke that wasn’t hers, I’m sure she would either: a) hide it in her nose, b) hide it in her pee hole, c) hide it in her a-hole or d) EAT IT.
Khloe, who is currently on probation for a DUI, said if she could do it all over again, she’d run to the bathroom and pour it down the toilet. Translation: She’d run to the bathroom and pour it down her throat.
In other Kardashian news you can lose, Kourtney’s mystery baby daddy has been revealed! The daddy is her ex-boyfriend Scott who is now her boyfriend. There you go. You can release your ass cheeks and let your no-no breathe again.