Kate Hudson vs. Minka Kelly

August 13, 2009 / Posted by:

The truth is I’m only posting this story, because I needed a reason to use this picture of Ahahahahaha-Rod after getting hit by a pitch last night. I don’t think he’s felt that much pain since he tried to finger bang Madonna’s roidy cooze for the first time. Now on to the battle of the Yankees hos!

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says that things aren’t really unicorns and rainbows between A-Rod and fellow Yankee Derek Jeter, so it makes sense that their hate for each other has trickled down to their girlfriends. According to sources, Derek’s lady Minka Kelly (of Friday Night Lights) and Kate Hudson aren’t really holding hands in the stands (accidental rhyme!), “There’s been visible coldness between Minka and Kate. I don’t know if it’s a personal thing, or just an extension of the ongoing A-Rod-Jeter rivalry. People are choosing sides.

I love that “people are choosing sides” quote. This is just like Footballers’ Wives except a homelier version….and not as bitchy or glamorous. Okay, this is nothing like Footballers Wives. Because if it was, this is how Kate and Minka would have handled their little feud.

Seriously, this is how you do it. Kate and Minka are both amateurs! If Tanya Turner was involved, she would’ve fucked both of their boyfriends by now and been pregnant with TWINS (one baby for each man).

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