Hannah Montana’s Cherries: Available Everywhere!

August 13, 2009 / Posted by:

And I bet you didn’t know she had more than one! Seriously, Disney is the wrongest wrong of all the wrongs. Chris Hansen needs them to put down that iced tea and have a seat….

In future news, Hannah Montana’s red cherries have sold out! The entire stock was bought by a man named Mark McLeod-Cyrus.

(Thanks Susan)

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