Citizens Of Boston, Posh Is Coming For You!

August 13, 2009 / Posted by:

Posh Beckham got out of her spaceship in Boston today to sit in as the guest judge on American Idol for callbacks. Posh’s spokeswhore said that she has no plans to become the permanent fourth judge. However, it does look like she has plans to scare the fuck out of whoever walks through those doors to audition. Those poor bitches are going to think they either walked into a Scientology meeting or some kind of alien sacrifice ritual (same thing, right?). Posh could’ve eased up on the make-up. Or at least caked on some prosthetics so she looks less praying mantis-like.

Although, my childhood does applaud Posh for wearing a lace headband. Oh, it brings back fond memories of when I used to steal my sister’s neon lace headbands and wear them while dancing around in the comfort of my room. So thanks for that, I guess….

Here’s more of Posh looking like she’ll beat you with a wire hanger if you don’t finish your liver dinner while arriving at callbacks today. I also threw in a couple of pictures of Kara DioPLEASELEAVEUSALONE looking annoying as usual. Will Posh just eat her soul already? Oh yeah, what soul.

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