Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which scorned reality star is in talks with a major R&B singer to have a faux relationship — just to improve her image? (Gatecrasher)

My guess is Kim Kardassian and…Ne-Yo maybe? But I praaaay it’s Paula Abdul and Ciara? Wait, does MC Skat Kat count as R&B?

This quirky curly-haired actor has some odd eating habits when he goes out to a restaurant. He will only drink bottled water from which he can personally removed the cap. He also picks up his plate of food and smells each item before he begins to eat. All of the food on the plate has to be separate. If any of the foods on the plate touches another food, he will send the plate back. (Blind Gossip)

Michael Cera? That’s my guess even though his hair looks more like Ruffles than Fritos.

This foreign born, married B-/C+ movie and television actor just missed out on what would have been his big break. A lead on a great television show that was canceled. He has always been thisclose to moving up a notch on the list. Well, his actress wife is also a B-/C+ but she is on the downswing of her career and older than her husband. Anyway, the husband has got the role of a lifetime he is about to begin shooting and his wife saw a role in the movie as a chance to try and resurrect her once promising career. In public the husband was all for it, but in private he worked behind the scenes to make sure her part went to another actress because he wants the focus to be all about him and not about a husband and wife on the same movie. His wife still doesn’t understand how she went from having the part one day to it being offered to another actress the next. (CDAN)

Antoino & Melanie G? Duh. I think.