Sienna Miller’s New Piece Isn’t Married

Well, kick me in the ass bone, because Sienna Miller has found a new man that won’t get his wedding ring stuck in her vag when he finger bangs her. JOY! The word on the street (aka The Mirror) is that the homewrecker icon has quit Balthazar Getty for the trillionth time and is now knocking it with DJ Slinky Wizard (real name: George Barker). They met earlier this year and are planning to go away together when she finishes promoting G.I. HOmewrecker.

A source said, “Sienna and George is still a pretty casual, low-rent thing but they’re both really happy. George is a good, all-round guy and they have friends in common. He’s not famous and isn’t interested in fame. He’s also single which is a massive coup. George is really into his music and has been introducing Sienna to new stuff, and even given her a go on his decks. They’ve talked about a holiday together and Ibiza has been discussed. It’s early days but things are looking great.”

DJ George is known for playing trance music which I haven’t listened to since my raver days. Sienna probably likes it, because it soothes her normally spastic snatch. Seriously, when DJ George spins, Sienna’s pussy blisses out. That’s a good thing for the wives of married men everywhere.

You know, I’m just happy that Sienna got herself some new dick! She was really starting to piss me off by screwing on the same stale peen over and over again. That wang expired a loooong time ago. What the hell kind of self-respecting mega slut rides the same ole’ man bone? I’m glad Sienna finally got her priorities in check. Welcome back.