Open Post: Hosted By Larry King And His Trophy Wife

August 12, 2009 / Posted by:

This is real love right here. Witness it! There is no stronger love bond than that of a gold digger and a big bag of money in the body of a pepaw. I’m actually getting a little teary eyed (while you’re getting a little vommy throated). This is so beautiful.

Larry King took his money hongray wife Shawn out for a little steak the other night despite the fact that he was having eye issues. TMZ says that Larry wore the patch due to cataracts, but I think he’s just being modest! I think Larry injured his eye doing some kinky stuff with Shawn down in their sex dungeon! This looks like the result of a good old-fashioned “dildo in the eyeball” accident. Go on, Larry!

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