One Of The Kardashians Is Going To Reproduce!
August 12, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Oh, well fuck. One of those Kardashian hos went and got themselves knocked up! E!’s Marc Malkin is saying that Kourtney “The Other One” Kardashian has a BABY!!!! growing in her womb. The father is apparently Khloe Kardashian. I told that bitch to pull out! No, the father is really Claire Cruise. Joking again! Apparently, Kourtney isn’t saying who the father is. Probably because she doesn’t know. Call Maury!
A few days ago, E! asked her if she was back with her ex-boyfriend Scott, she said, “You’re going to have to see on the show.” Coincidentally, Kourtney’s reality show debuts on E! this weekend.
Yeah, Kourtney should name her baby “Ratings Ploy Kardashian.”
Image: Bauer Griffin
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