Kate Hudson Wants To Have A-Rod’s Baby

August 12, 2009 / Posted by:

Kate Hudson has been a regular fixture at Yankee games for a little while now. Below are pictures of Kate with the other baseball players’ girlfriends and also at a different game with Goldie and Kurt. It seems like shit is getting real between Kate and A-Roidy. It’s getting so real that Kate is ready to have a roid baby with him.

A source tells InTouch Magazine, “She just turned 30 and she’s ready to have her second child. She wants Ryder to have a sibling, so she brought up the idea to Alex and told him that they would make a beautiful baby together, and that she would assume all financial responsibility.” The source added that A-Roidy told her he’s just not ready for another kid, but Kate is still pressing the issue.

Okay, Kate actually thinks they will make a “beautiful baby” together? Bitch really is dickmatized. With her dwarf-like features and his roidy sperm, their baby will look like this:

If that doesn’t make Kate eat birth control pills by the hundreds, I don’t know what will.

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