Brangie’s Secret Sex Spots

August 12, 2009 / Posted by:

If your name is Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, the Twin Messiahs, that other one or if your haircut was more famous than you were in the 90s, then you might want to close your eyes and think of unicorns instead of reading this. Two seconds ago, Willy Pitt did an interview with Parade where he said the grotto in his backyard is a great place to bump holes. So of course someone was going to ask him about that shit at the Inglorious Bastards (my spell check won out) premiere the other night.

When Extra (via UsWeekly) asked about that special sexy time place, St. Angie answered, “Yeah, well, we got a few special places.” Then Brad said, “It’s not true. We have far more comfortable places to go. There is a grotto there. It’s an old Hollywood property… just a few minutes that way… and rumor is Jimi Hendrix spent some time there. That’s the story. I run with it.”

I’m sure the secret places include an extra fluffy patch of clouds near the gate’s of heaven. And if they are feeling extra raunchy, they do it under the pool table in God’s gentleman’s lounge. Also, Brad has been known to tickle St. Angie’s cruciclit on the Last Supper table. Hell, here I cooooome and my abuelita will co-sign that.

Extra also asked St. Angie on her thoughts about Brad calling her his “soulmate.” She responded, “That is very cool. Well, he’s mine. It is what it is.” Queef.

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