Michael Douglas’ son, Cameron, is currently sitting in a jail cell after he got caught trying to move a bunch of meth from NYC to LA in order to sell it. Because dude is behind bars, he hasn’t really been able to get a hit of the bad shit. And that’s where his girlfriend/mule comes in….
Radar reports that Cameron’s dumb bitch of a girlfriend, Kelly Sott, decided it would be a really ingenious idea to stuff dime bags of heroin into an electric toothbrush in order to get it by jail security. Sonicare full of grace!
While visiting with him yesterday, Kelly tried to pass him the shit, but bitch got caught. Did this trick think Jessica Simpson was a prison guard there, because anybody with half-a-brain-cell could probably see that something shifty was going down. I mean, a toothbrush? Junkies don’t brush! Kelly was immediately arrested and the word FAIL was stamped across her forehead.
Kelly might as well have skipped on in with a giant gift box marked “HEROIN 4 Cameron” on it. Meanwhile, Cameron will just have to deal with those druggy shakes and continue to try to get high by licking the radiator and snorting man chowder (his cell mate’s idea).