All eyes and camera lenses were on St. Angie at last night’s Inglourious Basterds premiere, but all peens were on the truly ravishing Bollywood flower known as Mallika Sherawat. Copy and paste that name into your brain, because this elegant goddess is going far!
Mallika showed that low-budget trollop St. Angie how it’s really done when she sashayed on the red carpet wearing a truly gorgeous gown from Frederick’s of Hollywood’s Black Label Collection. You know, Noah Cyrus is madder than fish grease over this shit! Frederick’s promised her that she’d be the first one to wear this stunning creation at her 10th birthday party. Sorry, Noah, but Mallika’s got this. AND HOW!
Every driver in the background should be arrested at once! Why aren’t they on the pavement, worshiping at Mallika’s feet? Or they should at least be throwing dollar bills at her ass. Disrespectful! These days, bitches don’t know how to treat a goddess.