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Jessie from NYC Prep – I can proudly say that I haven’t seen every episode of NYC Prep (I’ve seen every episode), but I felt that in honor of tonight’s finale, we should pay tribute to the star of the show: Jessie.

By the way, this show should really be called Wonk-Eyed Prep, because every single one of those girls have fucked up eye situations. These girls look like their heads got stuck in their mother’s vagina during birth and doctors had to slowly yank them out causing their eyes to get all messed up. Seriously, one of the chicks always looks like she just got punched out or has an eye infection. One eye is the size of a chickpea and the other is the size if a walnut. Did her mother drink during pregnancy?

And Jesse, well, her eyes must really love each other, because they are practically kissing. Her nose is totally cock blocking. But that’s part of her charm. Jessie is supposed to be the bitchy, popular, fashionable girl on the show, but to put it bluntly, she’s the ugly one. And nobody on the show tells her that! Jessie will bitch a girl (or a gay) out, but none of the girls (or gays) will fire back and say, “Bitch, at least I don’t look like a post-seizure Eeyore!” So, that’s Jesse: Monster on the inside, monster on the outside! Totally my type.